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Why don't you start by telling us about yourself?
I'm 28 and male. I'm a software developer for a small company. I have a wife and two kids. I'm from Michigan. That's where I live.
How did you initially find I Eat Paint?
I found I Eat Paint whilst looking for an Atari AIM icon. Thanks!
What's one thing about your job that most most people wouldn't know?
I have access to medical records. MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!
Recommend a book, a movie, and a song, along with a quick summary why you're recommending them:
- Book - The Monster At The End Of This Book by Jon Stone
- A nice allegory that serves as a reminder that the self is the monster from which we cannot hide.
- Movie - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension
- Just plain fun to watch.
- Song - Tell Me Ma (Irish folk tune)
- Gets my kids to shut up.
Now, a riddle:
How much wood does a woodchuck really need to chuck, assuming he's not chucking just for the sake of chucking wood?
The average woodchuck needs to chuck an amount of wood 3.2 times its weight every day in order to survive. This was speculated by Gauss in his Disquisitiones Arithmeticae and later proven in a short paper by Erdos.
Pose a question suitable for this interview and answer it.
What was in your hand?
Queen of Diamonds, Yellow Draw Two, The Old Maid, Peter Falk's Eyebrows, and a Discover Card.
Finally, we hear you're quite the expert when it comes to rolling your own website. Any tips for aspiring webmasters?
- Try to consider all the possible scenarios with each action, and then reconsider your decision.
- Pass the web site to the left.
- When thinking of a layout, design everything so that it only works with a 12 point MS Sans Serif font and any attempt to use custom font sizes or colors would make the entire thing unreadable.
- Save early, save often.
- Back up early, back up often.
- Really, keep up on the backups.
