HOW TO PICK A HUSBAND AND A WIFE
Convertibles wear out and make-up washes off. Check your future partner for something that won't do either... a good body.
The boy must have square shoulders. If he's drooped all over, he's going to be too tired to be a husband.
Next, look at his mid-section. If that's gently rounded, he's sedentary. That means he is a likely candidate for a heart attack. American women live an average of eight lonely years longer than their husbands.
Finally, look at his seat as he walks away. If it's soft and squishy, he's not for you.
Fellows, you marry a girl, not a girdle. If she has to be held together, in and up with rubber bands, she has made a poor start which can only get worse with each succeeding baby.
If her seat looks like nervous pudding, she's soft. Not nice soft... ickey soft. In a short time there will be more of it...and sideways.
If that seat looks like cement in a barrel, that's nervous pudding in a girdle.
Your best bet is a cheer leader, gymnast, dancer, athlete or tomboy (the latter won't make sissies of your sons). However, in America very few girls ever get the chance to be those things...but that doesn't mean you can't get it on your own for yourselves and for each other. You don't need a team, a gym, or a pool to get into shape...but don't make the mistake of thinking a sport will get you into shape. Unless you are a natural, sports won't come easy without preparation. So you'll get discouraged and perhaps hurt (as in skiing). Get in shape first with exercise and then try the sport. You will do well and you will stick with it...because it's fun. Anyone who is strong, more flexible and has more endurance...will be better than the others... at almost anything.
You will be better looking. Everyone knows that boys look at girls. Not everyone knows that girls look at boys...really look.