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By: Matt Fri, Apr 8th, 2005
Mack the Knife
Just the facts, ma'am

For those of you who love to have information laid out in quick, easy to absorb format, I present Bobby Darin's Mack The Knife in bullet-list format:
  • Mac Heath:
    • Has:
      • A jack-knife
        • (kept out of sight)
      • Fancy gloves
    • Does:
      • Sneaks around the corner
        • (Questionable)
      • Spends like a sailor
      • Something rash
        • (Questionable)
  • The shark:
    • Has such teeth, yeah
      • Causes scarlet billows to spread
    • Shows them pearly whites
  • Others:
    • Needing to look out:
      • Miss Lotte Lenya
      • Old Lucy Brown
      • You, as old Mackie is back.
    • Failed to look out:
      • Louie Miller
        • (Disappeared after drawing out hard-earned cash)
    • Misc. other people:
      • Jenny Diver
      • Sukey Tawdry
  • Things found around town:
    • A body
      • On the sidewalk
      • Oozing life
    • Cement bags
      • On the tugboat
      • Just there for the weight
  • Things five will get you:
    • Ten
  • Where the line forms:
    • On the right, babe




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 CleverKL Snow - Apr 8th, 2005 
Witty, and quick hitting, I chuckled loudly enough to display amusement but not loud enough to wake up those laughing nearby. All in all, the perfect humor for my present situation. Excellent work.

 Ron - Apr 8th, 2005 
What? No Booch diagrams?

 diane - Apr 8th, 2005 
Ha ha ha!! You just don't understand the significance that song had over time to my best friend and me. Though everyone understands...those things that are funny only to you and your best friend because of something that happened 20 years ago.
I heart Matt. He always makes me smile!




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