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4th of July, Camping, Announcement
This weekend
Featuring the study version
Mon, Jun 20th, 2005

Katie's Action Shot
Plus, baby pictures
Thu, Jun 16th, 2005

It's a boy!
Baby Fatty
Thu, Jun 9th, 2005

Bright Eyes & The Faint
Stopping back into visit
Mon, Jun 6th, 2005

Sick
Reports of my demise are not too greatly exaggerated.
Tue, May 10th, 2005

Ashley
The reason for my delinquency
Fri, Apr 29th, 2005

Last Minute Road Trip
Off to Chicago
Thu, Apr 14th, 2005

Web Comics
Lemonade Strike
Mon, Apr 11th, 2005

<< This weekend How to Flame >>
By: Matt Thu, Jul 14th, 2005
4th of July, Camping, Announcement
And a review of Batman

So, i've been neglecting I Eat Paint like a red-headed stepchild. My bad. I'm taking steps to have content more reguarity, but more on that later. First, let me fill you in on the goings-on lately in my life:

Late June:
Someone broke into my car and stole my camera. Bastage. I gave serial numbers to the police, but nothing has turned up yet and I doubt anything ever will. I'm oddly at peace about it. I want a new camera, obviously, and I'm a little bummed that my Flickr account won't be getting any new photos uploaded, but I'm not saving like mad for a new camera.

Saw Batman Begins. My thoughts, stolen from an LJ entry about it:

The first thing I noticed is that it's even darker than the first. For example, there is a rather poignant scene near the beginning explaining the cause of Batman's seething rage and guilt. Burton's version leaves the viewer emotionally detached, understanding but not empathizing with Bruce. Nolan's version pulls the viewer in, heightens tension, and underscores the horrible, unjust nature of the scene.

There are times that Christian Bales seems to be positively channeling Michael Keaton, as the first time you see/hear him as Batman, you'd almost swear that it's a young Keaton hanging there. Michael Caine is a very believable Alfred, Morgan Freeman is great as Lucius Fox, and Gary Oldman is all but lost in the role of nebbish Jim Gordon.

I would have like to have seen Ra's Al Ghul explored a little more; it felt like he was supposed to be regarded as a mythical man, like Kaiser Soze in The Usual Suspects, but after a brief introduction, he's left out of the plot for so long you almost forget about him, and when he shows up again, he's mostly your average two-dimensional villain. Doubly so for Dr. Crane; if ever there was a hand-wringing smarmy villain, he's it. I suppose it does no good for the viewer to root for the villain, but he seems almost engineered to make the audience hate him.

I hate to admit it, but I was wrong about the new Batmobile as well. I figured that anything other than the '89 Batmobile was destined to suck, and it most certainly doesn't. In fact, all of his little toys are great, and a decent amount of backstory/explanation is provided into where exactly he gets all those wonderful toys, and fairly plausible (for a movie about a comic book) explanations for how things work.

If you're a Batman fanboy/fangirl, you'll love it. Even if you're not so sure about the whole Batman thing, you should give it a try. Ashley doesn't go in for Batman much, but I brought her and she really got into it.

4th of July was spent in the Sioux city area at Ashley's family reunion, and we regularly cycled back and forth between Iowa, Nebraska, and South Dakota. We hung out with her extended family, smoked cigars lit with my knockoff Zippo, and light off way more fireworks than I've ever had access to in my life. On the 3rd, we found ourselves without lodging, so we celebrated my raise by buying a tent, a lantern, some fans and pitching camp in a KOA.

I bought (and mostly beat) Lego Star Wars, watched the first season of The Adventures of Pete and Pete, as played a heck of a lot of Battlefield 2 with Brian and Andy.


Finally, I bought Ashley a promise ring because I'm not ready yet to get engaged, but I get the strong feeling we're headed in that direction. Now time to plan and save...


In order to facilitate I Eat Paint being updated a little more often, I'm allowing others to submit entries. To keep things from devolving into absolute chaos, the system is set up that all entries submitted go into a queue where I can edit/deny them. I also do this because it lets me clean up HTML and, frankly, I love to wield supreme executive power. It makes me feel like a big man.





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 :)Mrs Fatty - Jul 14th, 2005 
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Poo Poo, I see youPoops McPoopy - Jul 14th, 2005 
I love hamburgers and I must say if this website were infact a hamburger it would be topped with cheese, pure velveeta at that. It is obviously gay, and I bet you probably smell like nasty fecal matter in real life. Your a feces eater, not a paint eater... and that was blue poop that you smeared all over your face.

Peace out da niggruh.
POOPS MCPOOPY

 Anonymous User Postings: An AnalysisRon - Jul 14th, 2005 
Poor grammar and indications of a lack of foresight are the primary benchmarks against which one measures the efficiency of an anonymous Internet comment. Take into consideration the posting of one ''Poops McPoopy.'' The sentence structure, though not entirely unreadable, is mildly spastic and in need of revision. Perhaps a phrasing such as ''Were your site a burger, it would be a cheeseburger, topped with pure Velveeta.'' A more poignant phrasing could be used to simply cut to the chase, as in ''Your site is a cheesburger, topped with pure Velveeta.'' But then, why go with a hamburger simile at all? Why not a simple ''Your site reminds me of Wisconsin: nothing but cheese.'' Never underestimate the effectiveness of simple, direct, and active statements.

The accusation of being a feces eater needs more evidence to back up that claim. Where are the references? Citing at least one helps build the credibility of any argument. Be very careful when making any argument that is not easily backed up, for it might result in some form of litigation, depending on the medium of original delivery.

A good persuasive argument requires excellent grammar. ''Your'' is a possesive pronoun, ''you're'' is a contraction meaning ''you are.'' ''Velveeta'' is a brand name, and therefore a proper noun. These items, though seemingly minute, are essential in establishing not only a strong influential foundation, but also in maintaining any pathos.

Discussing the azure substance upon the face of the I Eat Paint logo clearly indicates that Mr. McPoopy has no vested interest in the subject matter, as anyone that has read the FAQ understands that it is not Mr. Poush in that image. Showing a lack of desire to perform necessary research will hurt credibility and make any claims easy to dismiss.

In conclusion, an anonymous poster must be to the point and consider his words carefully if his comments are to be considered anything more than balderdash.

 The Ringmama - Jul 15th, 2005 
The ring is lovely, but isn't as lovely as Ashley. She is a sweetie and Papa and I really like Matt's choice of women. They have our blessings.

 Mary - Jul 15th, 2005 
We need pictures! Perhaps a camera could be borrowed?

 Laura - Jul 19th, 2005 
You know you wanna update about this past weekend. :P

 LauraAshley - Jul 21st, 2005 
I'm tempted to utilized my IEP update powers here. Hee! Me and Matt have been busy planning and budgeting and saving. I'm sure he'll update soon :D

 Power!Heidi - Jul 22nd, 2005 
Ashley, if you have the power, you should use it...

 welcome to where ever you aredarrell of morgantown - Jul 22nd, 2005 
i came across this site about a year or two ago, i forget which it was. i think i remember now that i just happened to be typing random things just to see if there was a web site that would appear for it and the fourth one i did was this one, and i liked the buddy icon page so me and my girlfriend used the buddy icons. i want to make buddy icons, you have ones that rock wild stallions style. for the year span ive been comeing here for buddy icons [prolly 20 or so visits, maybe more] i never knew what this site was about, and, for all carnal belief, i still dont. i did happen across the seanbaby link at the bottom of the page and i am a reader of egm so this was a first i checked out his site, but it only took me a minute to find the suicide girl link, so, sorry sean, dont put up a distraction like that next time. as for the many colors of the world that take a one way trip down the throat....... uh........ keep doing whatever it is that you do.

people always get freaked out by the christopher walken buddy icon, i love it! i use the matt foley one, the walken one, and im currently using the jules one from pulp fiction.

darrell of morgantown, somewhere in pennsylvania



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