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How to Flame
4th of July, Camping, Announcement
And a review of Batman
Thu, Jul 14th, 2005

This weekend
Featuring the study version
Mon, Jun 20th, 2005

Katie's Action Shot
Plus, baby pictures
Thu, Jun 16th, 2005

It's a boy!
Baby Fatty
Thu, Jun 9th, 2005

Bright Eyes & The Faint
Stopping back into visit
Mon, Jun 6th, 2005

Sick
Reports of my demise are not too greatly exaggerated.
Tue, May 10th, 2005

Ashley
The reason for my delinquency
Fri, Apr 29th, 2005

Last Minute Road Trip
Off to Chicago
Thu, Apr 14th, 2005

<< 4th of July, Camping, Announcement The recent 'Big Things' >>
By: Matt Mon, Jul 25th, 2005
How to Flame
HUR HUR HUR

Laura (6:14:00 PM): How do you write a flame letter?
Matt (6:14:28 PM): hmm. make non-flattering comparisons between their mothers and various large and/or ugly objects
Laura (6:14:36 PM): lol
Laura (6:14:43 PM): you make it sound so scientific
Matt (6:15:42 PM): call into question their ability to attract the opposite sex, and suggest that that's okay because you suspect they like the same sex anyway
Laura (6:15:52 PM): lol
Matt (6:17:23 PM): finally, tell them you'll report them to the intarweb police
Laura (6:17:33 PM): intarweb
Laura (6:17:34 PM): lol
Matt (6:18:12 PM): predict what they're going to reply to you, and assume they're going to use 'U' and 'R' as words, as well as 'teh' and 'HUR HUR'
Laura (6:18:39 PM): this should be an ieatpaint post
Laura (6:18:41 PM): ;)
Matt (6:19:07 PM): oooh! good point. Fresh material, minimum of work. I like.
Laura (6:19:17 PM): lol
Matt (6:20:19 PM): I think I'll just copy the AIM conversation, formatting and all.
Matt (6:20:33 PM): I'm King Lazy of the Internet
Laura (6:20:52 PM): :P
Matt (6:21:21 PM): You're not going to think your emoticons so funny when they're viewed by literally tens of people!




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 LOLMrs Fatty - Jul 25th, 2005 
Oh geez!!! :-P

 More red-headed by the minute...The other half - Jul 25th, 2005 
That's my boy!

 Another one...fatty - Jul 26th, 2005 
Tell them how good/bad their mom/sister/dog was last night.

 Re: Another one...Little P - Jul 26th, 2005 
And your father!
(What?)
I mean your sister!
(Good one)

 Re: Another one...fatty - Jul 27th, 2005 
Ah yes, I saw the beginning of that movie the other night when I was up with Daniel...(wouldn't have known it otherwise, though, sorry)



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