I Eat Paint


More about Katie
Winterset
Plus a CD Review
Mon, Sep 23rd, 2002

Girls
GRRRRRRR!
Wed, Sep 18th, 2002

Crazy dream
Plus I got to hear some live polka
Fri, Sep 13th, 2002

9/11
Why I will always remember to never forget
Wed, Sep 11th, 2002

Bored and Frustrated
Stupid Code!
Tue, Sep 10th, 2002

Fan Mail, Part III
Fan Mail takes Manhattan
Thu, Sep 5th, 2002

Fan Mail, part II
Cyicism pays off!
Tue, Sep 3rd, 2002

Party!
Because we couldn't go clubbing
Sun, Sep 1st, 2002

<< Winterset Message Board >>
By: Matt Fri, Sep 27th, 2002
More about Katie
Because I said so.

As both of you probably noticed, I Eat Paint has a picture of a girl on top of every page. Some of you may even know that she's called Katie, but few know much beyond that. Even I know little of her. Anyway, I have received a lot of questions about this mysterious Katie:
  • Who is she?
  • Is she really eating paint?
  • How do you know her?
  • How much can she bench?
  • Where did she get that chip bowl that plays the Mexican Hat dance?
  • Where did I put my gun?

And many more! Maybe!
So, I sent her an email asking for more information, and boy howdy, did she ever send one back.
So, without any more frantic stalling on my part, here is all you ever wanted to know about Katie. I mean it. Everything.

I'm a 19 year old female who eats paint and needs a date. I go to college at Bradley University. My favorite color is ultramarine blue because it tastes so yummy! I'm seeking a hotty that doesn't mind getting wet because I like to jump in muddle puddles. Eating paint is a must, but I don't care if it is in chip or liquid form. By the way girls are soooo not creepy. If you want to get in contact with me you can mail me here. Can't wait to hear from you!
Love,
Katie
(Note: It is left as an exercise to the reader to decipher the phrase "muddle puddle")

My apologies to those who have been waiting with baited breath for pictures of Winterset, but most are dark enough so as to require some Photoshopping, but my computer has been a trifle unhappy as of late. It hasn't tried to kill me yet, but I suspect it's really only a matter of time before it enlists the help of the kitchen appliances. Anyway, it won't let me log in as myself, so I am logged in as root instead, which is probably a bad long-term plan, but it allowed me add an entry, and I am afraid if I don't write entries on a regular basis, I'll become like Seanbaby and more or less abandon the page.




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