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mc chris
And the insidiousness of auto-flush toilets
Fri, Mar 23rd, 2007
Darrell Bluett
In the World of Pictures
Wed, Jan 31st, 2007
A family addition
A little tiny baby!
Mon, Dec 11th, 2006
Too sudden
Star C. Foster
Mon, Dec 11th, 2006
Roundup
TROGDOR, optical illusions, and a meme-reply
Mon, Oct 30th, 2006
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
A cautionary tale of drinking and computing
Thu, Oct 19th, 2006
Ring Rang-a Dong for a holiday!
MC Miker 'G' and DJ Sven
Fri, Oct 13th, 2006
Evening Musings on lunchmeat
Sometime between coming home with groceries and eating said groceries
Sun, Oct 8th, 2006
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AARP
Easing up the requirements
Misty got a letter the other day from the AARP asking her to join. That's fantastic for them, as if she joins, Mike gets to join for free, and they get to enjoy all manner of savings, benefits, and other niceties reserved for card-carrying senior citizens.
The only catch is that, at 26 and 27, they're hardly senior citizens, and as such don't actually qualify to be members of AARP.

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Obviously, they're not currently eligible, but they're not ones to pass up a good bargain, so they included a check for membership dues along with the following letter:
March 29th, 2007
Dear AARP:
Thank you for your recent invitation to join your organization. We are excited to receive the many benefits that membership provides, including the discounts, health and wellness benefits, and having a voice in Washington and our state capital. We are sure that we will agree with your assessment that "the benefits are worth far more than the dues of only about a dollar a month." Enclosed, please find our post-dated check for one years' worth of dues. We have dated the check for 2031, when we will both be eligible for membership. You have set an excellent example in sending out the membership registration form this early, as postage rates are sure to have risen much higher by that point. We hope that you will appreciate the favor we are doing by returning the registration form before you will have to pay for the extra postage.
Your future members,
Misty and Michael Poush
Lo and behold, AARP cashed the check, so pretty soon they get to start renting cars on the cheap and ordering off that special section of the Perkins menu reserved for seniors like them.
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