| Name | Message |
| SenatorAwesome | ARRR!!!!! I'm awesome! |
| Tubby Bitch | What's up, Fat Man in a Trench Coat? |
| Fatty | Silly goose...Now I'm gonna program my computer to send messages to your phone all the time, and you will hate me....muwahahahahahahahaha |
| Gerran (a non-fatty) | I only sent this because you 'commanded' me to. :) |
| Liza | You need to put this on the index, not one hidden page where no one knows where it is. I was confused. Mike B. M. have email or ignoring me there? |
| I mean George. | Yeah, yeah, you don't know me. |
| Carlito | I like the trench coat |
| Commanded to write | how did you happen to get a Joey Lauren and a Joey Lawrence? Did you know the existed before hand? |
| College studentzzzz | It's 1:16. I don't want to go to bed. This is more fun. Is it annoying? |
| Joey X | Where did you get my picture?????? |
| Anonymous CIA agent | Heh... And you thought that was only some cute kid you were looking at while you danced with Poush. |
| Rimmie | Cool idea. Now we can all bug you to death. |
| Advice. | Stuff your face with marshmallows and say fluffy bunnies. Don't choke. THen spit them out and poop on 'em! Sorry about the bad day. :( |
| A Fat Kid | I hate programming elves. If I ever get my hands on them, I'll poop on them for you. And brainwash them into not knowing how to type. I'll show them! |
| Kahlan :) | Your brother sent me to this site. I love it! :) I seriously lmao'd. |
| tech lover | Um, this needs to be put up on the website in a more easily accessed location. YOu have to dig to find it. |
| Ooops. | I see my name |
| Ooooooooooooops. | Did not mean to send that. |
| Liza | Um, I just realized I signed my name to some of these things on the site and.... if they know who I am can you take my name off - I said stupid stuff. |
| AH. | Just did it agin. Meant to send that privately and didn't. |
| nevermind. | It's too cute now. Leave it. Tattoo me dumb.... don't care :-p lol |
| Adam | What is up? |
| Adam | Play Sweet Child!!! |
| Your mom | clean your room!!!! |
| Unknown | Blorg blorg. What are you doing up still? What am I doing up still? It is a fatty mystery. Blorg Blorg. |
| Hee hee. | Don't forget the dream about the blue rabbits and Raccoons chasing you... and being afraid of the end of the world.... or something.... |
| Hee hee. | Don't forget the dream about the blue rabbits and Raccoons chasing you... and being afraid of the end of the world.... or something.... |
| Scary Stalker Person | Nice site. Wanna
f***? |
| Matt | Uh, is that a trick question? |
| Dara | hey, manboobs call me, I'm at Heule's x3675 |
| Ryan | Sorry, dude, I wasn't looking |
| madA | hands your clap it know you and dyslexic your if |
| Fatty | Girls are evil and creepy beings. Yes, all of them, though admittedly some less than others. |
| Awed | Wow, you have a scary stalker person. I sure wish I was so fortunate. Oh wait, I am. Never mind. You enjoy yourself now. |
| Little P | I don't eat paint.... |
| Scary Stalker Person | When are you going to update your site again? I've read all your entries 47 times since your last post, and have been checking back on the hour..... |
| Matt | Thanks, Scary Stalker Person! Your website hits are A-Okay by me! |
| Matt | Actually, though, I've ben überbusy lately. I haven't touched a computer in the past two days, save for work-related stuff. |
| Matt | Thanks, Scary Stalker Person! Your website hits are
A-Okay
by me! |
| the Kraut | Movie...possiblah, what time? |
| The past | 6/10/01- we girls are evil and creepy? I'm not mad-
but.. everyone makes mistak
es- doesn't make them evil, does it? Good luck w/ girls |
| The past- | Is anything sending from my computer? |
| your ex | did you block my computer from sending you messages
b/c you knew that I would be
mad about the whole girls are creepy and evil thingy? |
| Matt | No, I don't block anyone. We were simply experiencing technical difficulty. Besides, I though you weren't mad? |
| Disclaimer | That said.... Rant on brother! |
| Tubby | I think it's funny that you send messages to your own phone. But it may be even funnier for me to pretend I'm you sending messages to your own phone. |
| Matt (Ryan) | I am Matt. Yes, it's really me. Or is it? You may never know. Muwahahahahahahahahaha. Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. |
| Not mad/mad | Considering those last two were written between me reading your response and going to Mickey's room down the hall, that was both you.... |
| Me again. | Is this annoying? Is it- Not mad about 6/10- that would be a grudge. Just saying.... WE ARE NOT CREEPY OR EVIL excepting stalker chick. |
| Matt | I only post under the name Matt. Those two posts you ascribe to me we actually posted my Ryan. |
| diputs yltnegilletnI | sdrawrof sdrow eht delleps uoy cixelsyd t'nera uoy madA |
| To Matt | Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. |
| Matt | My phone don't get messages that were sent by me. |
| Matt | And, finally, it is just a titch annoying. I mean, it's amusing, but it's really only meant to be one way communication. |
| Ninth time today | Why aren't you on AOL so I can pester you there? |
| Matt | If you desperately want to have two-way discussions like this, I'll make a messageboard. |
| :( | Sorry poush. You are a good man. |
| DESPERATELY? | I hate the word desperate. Please use another term. |
| Matt | Why am I not on
AIM? Because I'm trying to watch a movie and my phone keeps going
off. |
| Matt | I can do anything. |
| Matt (Ryan) | Yes, Anything. I am huge! You win again, gravity. |
| Awwww | I finally have truly fallen in love with Mac OS X.... I'm jealous. After the fourth time reformatting hard disk. |
| the not powerful | Grrrr. Nice try. LOL. Watch out, we can get you!! |
| Ranting Swede | Borky borky bork! |
| Matt | To prevent further confusion, you can no longer say that messages come from Matt |
| M-a-t-t | We can try! |
| .Matt | OK. Stop it. |
| Misty | Hi! Just stopping by to say hi, hope you're having a great day :) Tell me if I get irritating :p |
| Concerned Reader | You should make a link on each new update on the site so it's easier to get to. |
| I mean to send you messages |
| Matt | Do you see the link at the top of the page marked 'Phone' (it's in the grey box). It's been around for a few weeks now. |
| Fat Happy | Smile. It's fun. :-D Yes, really. Do it now. I command you. I'm just that huge. |
| Misty | I think it's time for a new post :) What am I supposed to do all evening when you're not around? |
| I'm sooorry | I DID know that when you're programming you are running low-level programs. Please tell me my high level AIM message did not just interrupt you. |
| Liza | I didn't see the phone link for a while, either. You didn't make a link to it. But it is appreciated! Much easier! |
| Found mistakes: | Winner must pay ,anything other than, which and Offor not valid. Unneccessary- delete these. accomodations, offer misspelled. Title in qots |
| Dad | I e-mailed you and Mike a message that he needs to read as soon as possible. |
| one of the both | Are there really only two of us that check the page routinely? |
| Site suggestion | You really need to make that message board. It would be especially great for writing worldwide Purple Kangaroos. |
| tellhist | |
| i pick my nose | i pick my nose.....do you? |
| GlarkonMan 2000 | May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? |
| You dork. I love the Anna Nicole Smith show! I'm not a dork, really. |
| Maya | Hey Buddy!! Hope you are having a good day, see you tonight |
| fatty | I hear you made an excellent Uncle Fester the other night. Good effort! |
| Rachel | Did you know that your website won't let anyone post anything on your latest message? |
| Matt | Sorry. Fixed. |
| Liza | I posted to the message board, but accidentally sent it twice. PLease delete the second. |
| Liza | You realized you deleted the post again. |
| Liza | Thanks. Sorry to bother you. |
| anonymous | Hi. You have no way of knowing who I am. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! |
| The movie kids--Maya | We heard you're sick, so get better, fatty. We missed ya. And we don't know where Maya is, but we miss her too and we're sure she misses you too. |
| Mom | I agree |
| Mom | I hit send too fast! I agree with your web page. |
| God | Turnips=TheDevilsBuisness |
| God | Hey, put that turnip down and you shall be saved |
| Me | Swollen testicles suck. I know. |
| |
| Maya | just read the message, sorry to hear you were sick, I was in KY |
| Maya | Hope you had a Happy Turkey Day! |
| Me | Honey, if you love me, won't you please, please smile. Play the game now. I command it. |
| Darby (arby arby...) | Hey! There's no wish list on ieatpaint! I need to get you a Christmas present! O, & use my hotmail address to reply if you reply...PLEASE? |
| Liza | get on AIM if you have the time please. |
| Fatty | Sorry I'm not there to bug you/keep you company at Arby's. I just woke up not too long ago. But I hope it has gotten more interesting for you! |
| Lillibet Layne | I tried to email you something and it didn't go through... what is your email now? |
| Mary | I sent it this morning. Hopefully it will get there before you have to leave. |
| Liza | Hey Goofus! You were supposed to tell me where you were going to in Florida! Will you post it with your phone or something? |
| Liza | Thanks! just wondering... no, i don't think I would want to drive two hours just to say I saw an Iowan in FL. |
| Mary | I think there's something wrong with the comments section of you webpage. I posted a comment and it didn't show up. (though it could be my fault) |
| poush mama | Must be a slow night. I just sat and read ALL the messages. It beats watching corn grow! |
| Liza | I'm having trouble posting. |
| Showman | I want www.houstonwehaveaproblem.com. |
| mindgrove.net | thanks for posting jesus shaves. you rawk. |
| I'm not dead yet | You're Hot!!!! Yumm Yumm |
| fatty | Smile. That's all I wanted to say, so take that. But I mean it about the smiling thing! |
| Markus | I have a dream...finally watch Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back tonight? |
| Maya | I'm really proud of you that you are taking care of your health. You are a good role model to me. |
| Dad | Did you get the information about Medieval Times |
| Mr. Crossley | Fnord |
| The Pizza Goblin | I am in Dan's trunk right now, eating all your pizza. Muhahaha! So yummy! |
| xEat | |
| xEatMex | I like the It buddy icon. j00 r0x0rze! |
| geoff | i need you to make me a buddy icon possibly for free, for my SOCOM clan. E-mail me at geoffrey_horowitz@hotmail.com if you will do this for free. |
| fatty | Hey buddy! I just wanted to say hi from the lovely Dakota County Library. I'll be back in DSM tomorrow, so see ya later. |
| the cuse | my car got stuck in the mud last night at 2:17 am. i could've used your help pushing it out dude. |
| crabjuice | hey make me a richard simmons icon, and make it as queeeeer as you can. man im cool |
| nice site |
| lisle (lyle) | hi i really like your site because it has Mr. Lunch icons!!! Mr Lunch rules!!! thanks because i have been looking everywhere for one!!! ~*li*~ |
| dizzylizzylayne | POUSH ROCKS!!!!!!! seeing how much it bothers you to be bugged at IV. :) |
| plinks | could you create a Gladiator icon? something along the lines of Russell Crowe in battle mode? Thanks! Your icons are great. :) |
| plinks | Wait, if you could make an icon of Peter Cook- the Impressive Clergyman- from Princess Bride...that would be even more awesome. Have a good one. |
| Me.... | don't you have anything better to do?? LOL i really like ur page |
| boogerman | get some icons from the movie fifth element, and maybe some from; back to the future, spaceballs, ghost busters, and thundercats |
| Mom | was that a lego plane in the bottle?? |
| i eat mud | hey!! you there!! cake or death?? i eat mud |
| Kacy | can u make a tweety bird icon???? i love her |
| Maya | Happy Easter! |
| bob marley | TAKE A LOAD OF AND TAKE A HIT OFF THE BONG AND CELEBRATE 4-20 ALL YEAR LONG! |
| coryhobbs1@aol.com | tell me why it say syntax error wheni click any icn please |
| Liza | Hey, would you come here for a sec and tell me if the pic on my site makes me look emaciated? |
| adolph | you are a tool |
| Oscer | Hey |
| Oscer sliente O | Hey do we ever get messages back? |
| Evan | i like that you mentioned ghost world..one of the best movies ive ever seen...thanks for the ghost world icon, too |
| Mary | Just wanted to say hi and I hope you're having a great day. |
| +37744160653 | jfogh;sdfojg |
| Lil' Timmy | Help me Superman! Grandpa's stuck in the barn again! |
| Kryptonite | Paul Cross Sent me here......nice site |
| Kyle Turner | i was wondering, could you please make a meatwad icon. i cant find a damn good one anywhere, it would be greatly appreciated... |
| gr. This is a test | Can I send anything to matt's phone and have it show up on his site? |
| liza | so my messages automatically come up private? come on! that's not fun!!! |
| oops. | nevermind. I accidentally clicked private. continue on (greatly embarassed) |
| Liza | another random thing before I forget... your website needs a good guestbook. It's cliche' but people tend to use this as a guestbook. |
| jennifer | where du i request icons? |
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| liz | no other way to contact this site? i'm wondering why your awesome icons aren't working. i click and nothing happens, even though other sites work. |
| liza | PS I'm really bored. |
| liza | if you feel so inspired. |
| turtle | you look funny |
| meatwad | i like to suck bacon out of people's elbows. |
| liza | I'm up. nevermind. |
| The Prophet | I finger starfish! |
| Fleeno Jackson | Nakonus Maximus! Maximus! Maximus! Maximus! |
| RoyalewthCheeze | love the buddy icons |
| Rosanthal | Do you check out WWDN? |
| evillibet says... | Um, yeah. So if you pour out your breakfast cereal and it is crawling with maggots and flies and glued by bug webs- DON'T eat it. I'm not hungry now |
| 515-240-5424 | you are the shit |
| Liza | STAY AWAKE! I COMMAND YOU!!!!!!!! NOW!!!! Hey, I was on Mickelson in the Morning today. |
| Liza | Again, I command you ALL to stay awake on the way! No sleepy! NO! NO! wait... sleep when not driving, sleep when not driving... stay awake driving! |
| Liza | I suppose I should save this for when you're really driving, and REALLY sleepy. |
| 65536 | = 2^16 (But you should know that by now) |
| hm. | not online? |
| bored. | hey, look, I typed a message. Did your cell phone get it? |
| um, nvm | I Thought that wasa recent comment. Gee, I can be an idjit. |
| Linda POOP | I'd really like to rub your head for luck! Or pretend to play the bongos....and i only do that to people who have very cool sites! |
| ey | .... there? |
| Dad | e-mail me your cell phone number to (address removed) |
| Matty | I was searching for icons and found your site. I looked at the KKDM link, and was reminded of my days of being a DJ in 1994-1998. I miss those songs! |
| Raseac | buddy icons are sweet keep em coming! perhaps more simpsons ones and maybe family guy? |
| Mrs Fatty | Boooooooo!!!! |
| fatty (bored@work) | Smile! It's fun. |
| Liza | I hope you're on your way to meet your fam. |
| Kerri | Hey! This site is awesome! I like the name... ||| |
| Lisle | thanks for making the daria icons i requested! |
| Ruben | make one with boobs |
| Phil | woaH crazy, nice site im glad i stumbled across it |
| kristie henderson | hi, i talked to your mom, call me (number
hidden) |
| Brandon | I like speakers |
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| Phil | I HATE U ALL GET OFF MY SITE |
| |\/|att | WAHHH IM AWESOME |
| Curtis | Come over for supper tonight? email: (Address Hidden) |
| tootsie | Bill Bradsky once loved a dirty women back to health |
| Little P | Can you chat on AIM real fast? |
| Little P | Are you there? Is your phone on? |
| stip | your shirts are fucking gay.. |
| Little P | Did you grab my keyboard and mouse? |
| BrianBucks@excite.co | I love your blog and the great icons for AIM! I will use many of them! you must be pretty cool based on what I've seen so far. :) Thanks ! |
| Al3x | Hey ausome icons wat size do icons have to be? I am making some but whenver i go to put them on my aim sn it always says to large for it. |
| chris (a passer-by) | just from the content of your buddy icons...I LOVE YOU! |
| Emmett | JIMINY CHRISTMAS IT'S TWO-EIGHTEEN IN THE MORNING! |
| Emmett | This is pretty fun. I just hope it's not waking your ass up. |
| hehoolaughslast | you are COOOOOOOL |
| Little P | Can you talk to Bob about fixing my computer? I should have enough to pay for it now. |
| I Have Sporks | You may eat paint, but I have sporks. |
| Liz | Hee hee! I didn't know that you had this fun option! Hi, Poush! :-) |
| Adam | Big P I can't find that wonderful music list, where is it. Gimme a call. |
| Coach McGuirk | I hope thats not toxic paint you're eating...cause you know, that'll kill you. Hope I got this message to you before its too late. Ok. Bye. |
| Stephanie | I Need your Button Your FLy Shirt it is really important, and I am soo Serious!! |
| kid capri | y do u eat paint |
| Big Joel | Your not to bad looking.. like the paint call me. |
| Katie | hey, i need to know when you are planning on showing up tomorrow, come talk to me please if you can |
| A new friend... | Hey this pretty awesome dude......me likes. |
| Darbs | Tried 2 e-mail U, but didn't work. iBook won't eject disc + wanted 2 say howdy. Help/hi! -Darby |
| Ash | Gimme some sugar baby! |
| Ash | Get icons of Ash from army of darkness and you will be the man. Your icons are tight. Right on. |
| Me... | What up...G? Long time no E... |
| Me- Michele | Hi you, I hope is GREAT and all at work is suiting you just fine, Fancy chair man! |
| Me....who else! | Hey you, hope all is well and that last conversation we had didn't scare you off...... |
| mama | Good Morning! See you after 1:30. Maybe soup and sand. at Olive G.?? |
| LIZA | AIM. NUF SAID. |
| Me..... | You do remember Me, right? Well, in any event I hope life is treating you swell my friend. Take Care Matt, Love, Me |
| b0xeybrown@aim | i would very much like gmail... |
| Me | Hey what did you do??? Disappear off the face of this earth? Wassup G-money, I thought we was homies, where's the luv dog? |
| Liza | You. Online. AIM. Much fun. Or I tickle your pet rocks at midnight the first of octember. Yes that sounds dumb.AIM!AIM! |
| Brandon | Can you please add some Top Gun icons? with Maverick and Iceman and the Logo. Thanks!! love your site |
| me! | don't eat paint... |
| fusaini2001@yahoo.co | hello |
| 244621483 | how r u doing? |
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| fatty | Hi, I just wanted to say hi and have a good day! Haven't seen ya in a while. |
| Viewer | I am compelled to make a request for a Walter and Perry buddy icon from Home Movies. |
| hmmmm.... | BLUE BALLS!!!! |
| f | ff |
| me | hi |
| Ryan | hehe - just wanted to try this |
| Ryan | laura and i are going to get food - are you interested? im or call me |
| Lieutenant Toast | I feel like Mexican tonight...burritos, enchiladas, tacos...margaritas... |
| 07887521655 | mooooooooooo |
| Liza | Hope you remembered to turn off your phone tonight. If not... Oops for you! |
| whether or not to tell her, but on the other hand, it's my business if I catch you in a lie, and you know lies = my pet peeve |
| clingy is when you need someone. I'm not clingy to you... I'm worried. have fun storming the castle |
| Dude. It's Ashley. I forgot to take some things back to the mall. Do you want to go with? |
| Shaft | They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother---- |
| Ash | I'm soooooo hungry. 50/50 on my test! |
| Ashley | Lunch? My treat! Let me know... |
| Free money | Get Free money find out how call 1-900-739-8255 today |
| Curtis | Call this A.M. when you have chance 292-3578 |
| Ashley | I have a final amount on the condo price we can comfortably afford. I'll IM you later with it. |
| Emmett | I need your help. Please sign online ASAP. |
| Santa | You've been a very good boy this year. Keep it up! |
| mom | computer: KDSUSA, Speakers:Infinity. Need cord to connect. Help. Ashley knows. |
