I Eat Paint http://www.ieatpaint.com/ Plus, eCards, Aim Icons and more!]]> en-us 2007-10-01T00:00:00-06:00 Tell Me Quick http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=282 Ain't Love A Kick in the Head?
Wow. Third post of 2007 and it's only barely October.

I Eat Paint isn't one of those fancy push-button blogs like Blogger or TypePad or WordPress or anything like that. No, I wrote the engine myself, and, well, it sort of shows. For example, I wrote the login system myself. So when one day I tried to log in to write a new entry, and I Eat Paint doesn't let ...]]> Matt 2007-10-01T00:00:00-06:00 AARP http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=281 Easing up the requirements
Misty got a letter the other day from the AARP asking her to join. That's fantastic for them, as if she joins, Mike gets to join for free, and they get to enjoy all manner of savings, benefits, and other niceties reserved for card-carrying senior citizens.

The only catch is that, at 26 and 27, they're hardly senior citizens, and as such don't actually qualify to be members of AARP.


...]]> Matt 2007-04-12T00:00:00-06:00 mc chris http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=280 And the insidiousness of auto-flush toilets
Tonight I head down to Grinnell to join Little P and Misty for supper at my folks', and then catching up with Andy and Brian and heading on to Iowa City for a little
mc chris. Should be pretty sweet.

Tangentially related, I'm just getting over bronchitis, and among the various prescriptions my doctor gave me, the best was Histussin HC, which as best I understand it is ...]]> Matt 2007-03-23T00:00:00-06:00 Darrell Bluett http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=279 In the World of Pictures
I've read Monkeys For Helping off and on for quite a while. The author seems to have his finger firmly on the pulse of the bizarre side of the internet, and most of what he pulls up makes for an entertaining read. Almost a year ago, he wrote about Darrell Bluett.

As you can see, Darrell Bluett is a standup comedian. To say he's not a good comedian is ...]]> Matt 2007-01-31T00:00:00-06:00 A family addition http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=278 A little tiny baby!
I don't know all the info just yet, but tonight my brother and his wife had a little baby girl.

[Edit:]Madeline Marie weighs 7 lbs, 10 oz (.54 stones for you Britishers) and measures 20.25 inches (a shade longer than a cubit). She has crazy long fingers and quite a bit of hair.

Pretty awesome!]]> Matt 2006-12-11T00:00:00-06:00 Too sudden http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=277 Star C. Foster
I had a lovely evening of gaming at Ben and Sarah's and came home to find an IM from Emmett letting me know that his ex-wife Star passed away this morning.

She'll probably be best known for her work with Phillyist and Shiny Shiny, or for her award-winning Slouching Towards Bedlam, but I will probably remember her for her copious personal journaling, her terrific insight, and her ...]]> Matt 2006-12-11T00:00:00-06:00 Roundup http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=276 TROGDOR, optical illusions, and a meme-reply
First off, I read this morning in Table of Malcontents that Trogdor's theme song is going to be one of the unlockables in Guitar Hero II. Squee. Very much squee.

I absolutely love perceived-color optical illusions, so I set up an I Eat Paint page about them.Right now the only two up there are a big and small version of a picture of me, which is ...]]> Matt 2006-10-30T00:00:00-06:00 Aaaaaaaaaaaaa! http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=275 A cautionary tale of drinking and computing
A set of IM messages from my friend Laura to my friend Ryan:

Laura (10:18:31 PM):ahhh booze on my mac keyboard

Laura (10:20:51 PM):apparently i just did a google search for "qrdft2y34u5i6o7p89[0 .0op0o"
Laura (10:21:09 PM):NOO reutturn ash as has failed bme
Laura (10:21:15 PM):so has backspace
Laura (10:21:26 PM):*return has failed me

Laura (10:28:29 PM):.the whole area Byu thE RetuRN Button AND DELEte is BRoKEN AND WtF NOw i"M ...]]> Matt 2006-10-19T00:00:00-06:00 Ring Rang-a Dong for a holiday! http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=274 MC Miker 'G' and DJ Sven
I don't normally include videos and stuff, but this is too just really too odd for words. But first, a little explanation.

There's this odd phenomenon that occurs yearly in the UK wherein people take package holidays and, while on holiday, discover some bizarre novelty song. When they return home and go back to work, they miss that holiday and as a way of recapturing that nostalgia, they request whatever ...]]> Matt 2006-10-13T00:00:00-06:00 Evening Musings on lunchmeat http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=273 Sometime between coming home with groceries and eating said groceries
I'm a man of relatively simple tastes. Sure, when I go to the store to get milk, I buy a particular variety of a particular brand, but I don't really care. It doesn't have to be Anderson Erickson. It doesn't even have to be name-brand at all. Skim would be nice, but I'll settle for one- or two-percent. I'm not too picky. Milk is milk, and the difference between ...]]>
Matt 2006-10-08T00:00:00-06:00
The Naming of Things http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=272 And some sidenotes about haunted house safety
I'm a bit of a geek, and thus it makes me feel warm and fuzzy when things have labels. I'm sure there's a term for that, but I don't know what it is, and that makes me feel sad. Maybe taxonofile.

I also notice things that some people don't (although the obverse is that I regularly fail to notice things most people do), and I like having a name for ...]]> Matt 2006-09-28T00:00:00-06:00 Biking http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=271 And stuff
So, I paid a little bit of money and got my bike fixed up. The front derailleur was broken, the tires were bad, the steerling was a little off, and something was slowing the rear wheel down, so they fix all of those things and swapped my mountain bike tires for road tires. Since then, I've been going out weekly or so to a trail with a coworker of mine, ...]]>
Matt 2006-09-23T00:00:00-06:00
Talk like a pirate day http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=270 A handy guide
Ahoy, me hearties. It be Talk Like a Pirate Day, and in the interest of helping ye scurvy dogs do just that, here is a handy dictionary of pirate phrases.

Pirate English
Ahoy! Hello
Me hearties My friends
Scurvy Vitamin C deficiency.
Grog Really weak rum, with vitamin C to prevent scurvy
Ye Scurvy Dogs You guys who might be afflicted with scurvy
Swab the poop deck Clean the bathroom
...]]> Matt 2006-09-19T00:00:00-06:00 Supernatural! http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=269 Also, more on the trip
Liz recently introduced me to Supernatural. Think of it as X-Files meets adult-horror-level Scary Stories To Tell In the Dark. You have your wendigos, your Hook-on-the-car-door legends, and you have general ghosty-weirdness. The pilot episode has them chasing down a Woman in White, and in the process you're introduced to a seperate ghost that shows up throughout the series. I can't say more without either giving away ...]]>
Matt 2006-09-12T00:00:00-06:00
Hey, party people http://www.ieatpaint.com/index.php?entry=268 Also, fanboyish about Calamine
So, I'm back from vacation. Well, no, I'm back from Georgia, but I am still on vacation. So far my plan for the day consists of wearing pajamas and putting off paying bills. I've supplemented the day by playing Guitar Hero, watching some Supernatural, and catching up on blog reading. I may order food delivered so I don't have to put on real clothes, but I'm not sure. Playing ...]]>
Matt 2006-09-11T00:00:00-06:00